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#1:
christmas giggle
Author:
LADYHAWK
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:55 pm
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I had to share, I am seriously thinking of calling my next guard dog Jesus!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’
#2:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
Kulamonster
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Location: PA
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:56 pm
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LOL!!!
#3:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
Cake
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Location: North Carolina
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 7:20 pm
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Excellent !
#4:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
DiggerBaz
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Location: Melbourne / Australia
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 7:37 pm
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Hahahahah. Thx Ladyhawk. Xxx
#5:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
Firecrackr1
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Location: Haddon Twp. NJ
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:17 am
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LOL!!
#6:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
morgulet
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Location: MO. USA
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:32 am
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That's funny.Kinda want to copy and share it on facebook
#7:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
Karma
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Location: Australia
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:49 am
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hahahahahahahaha
#8:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
LADYHAWK
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:35 pm
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I shared and stole it from facebook.......feel free!!!!!
#9:
Re: christmas giggle
Author:
TimberbeastWaco
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Location: Waco Texas
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:51 pm
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I did I put it back on facebook...
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