There was this one time when I woke up, after a really hard night of restless sleep, and walked over to the bathroom sink to brush my teeth to begin the day, and with groggy eyes I looked up slowly to see if the night had aged me at all, and what I saw brought fear and hopelessness to the very core of my being. The night had turned me into Nat. I shrieked like a little girl and fell to the floor weeping! All of the sudden I heard my wife's voice saying, "REFORM, wake up sweety. Your crying in your sleep."
I awoke with a jersey and took a moment to gather my senses. I was dreaming. I turned slowly to tell my wife about my horrible nightmare, and when I turned to face her my heart stopped! The night had turned HER into Nat!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
REFORM
YOU ARE MINE!!! you hear? MINE muahahahahaha