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DEEP THOUGHTS
Author:
BBDOG
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Location: Northfield,Birmingham,England
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:37 am
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Deep Thoughts
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to a mosque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel faster through the mail than checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
#2:
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS
Author:
Swift
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:13 pm
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some of those are pretty funny
#3:
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS
Author:
Grim
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:29 pm
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#11 is the story of my life lol
great post BBdog
#4:
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS
Author:
duke
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Location: United States
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:16 pm
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number 6 guys
#5:
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS
Author:
mr-t
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:29 pm
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come on you all know that number 4 is every single one of us or is it just me
#6:
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS
Author:
BBDOG
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Location: Northfield,Birmingham,England
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:54 am
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OK i will admit it 19 & 25 are mine lucky me i got 2 of them
BBDOG
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