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Lawyer Joke

Joined: Nov 18, 2014
Posts: 519
Location: Dallas
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 9:01 pm
On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...

"Let's play a game" - he suggests.
The woman ignores him.
"To make it interesting" - he continues - "if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."
Again she ignores him and lays her head on the window.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00 and if I don't know the answer I will pay you $500.00" This catches the woman's attention and figures that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays.
The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the first question.
"What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?"
The woman doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse and hands him $5. and says "now it's your turn"
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The lawyer is astonished. He frantically surfs the Internet, searches his pocket encyclopedia and emails his scientist friends. He finds nothing. Hours later, when finally giving up looking for the answer, he wakes the woman, hands her $500 The woman says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Lawyer, who is little bit more than miffed, wakes the woman up and asks,
"So, what is the answer?"
Without saying a word, she reaches in her purse, hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.







CHARLIE RULES
Joined: Oct 27, 2012
Posts: 1254
Location: Victoria, Australia
Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 2:43 am
LOL good one, I thought it would be a joke like : How many lawyers does it take to wallpaper a 12ft X 12ft X 12ft room with 1 door and no window?
It depends on how thinly you slice them.







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Posts: 635
Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 2:04 pm
Like the song goes, Man Smart, Women Are Smarter
this one is with the Neville Bros from New Orleans
I was at this New Years Show


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