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A Little Humour

Joined: Oct 14, 2007
Posts: 93
Location: Ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:47 pm
Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.



Joined: Sep 17, 2007
Posts: 118
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:32 pm
LOL Thats why I read as much as possible

Joined: Apr 10, 2008
Posts: 21
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:24 pm
Lmao

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