The Silver Lining to the Burning Question
You Burnt the Bird?
A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful!


     Salmonella won't be a concern

     No one will overeat.

     Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.

     Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

     Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.

     Pets won't pester you for scraps.

     The smoke alarm was due for a test.

     Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.

     After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.

     The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

     You'll get to the desserts quicker.

     You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.

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you have never met MY dogs......
they know its theirs when its burnt lol

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You saying turkey ISNT black when its cooked?????  WWIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE!!!

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LOL that was awesome, thanks for sharing Cappr!

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There are many ways to die. Be glad it wasn't slower.