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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Joined: Sep 25, 2009
Posts: 2526
Location: Taos Missouri
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:02 am
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.... You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase... You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can do your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.





Joined: Aug 11, 2009
Posts: 2530
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:07 am
LOL!!! that made me laugh.


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Joined: Sep 25, 2009
Posts: 2526
Location: Taos Missouri
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:10 am
Yea me too. thats why I posted it





Joined: Aug 11, 2009
Posts: 2530
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:08 am
No... really? Laughing


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Joined: Dec 14, 2009
Posts: 9
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:17 am
Wow dad!
That made me smile!! :]



Joined: Feb 07, 2009
Posts: 376
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:26 am
funniest thing i seen all day






Joined: Feb 24, 2009
Posts: 1144
Location: Chicagoland
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:29 am
You should alter that 1 week of vaca to 1 backpack. 1 suitcase would be some movie star pretty boy. Like Bull.








Joined: Jul 10, 2009
Posts: 2218
Location: Poland
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:48 am
hahaha good 1 Wink



Joined: Jul 12, 2007
Posts: 13668
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:14 am
very true but the shopping may be exaggerated a bit more like 10 minutes no matter how may people



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Joined: May 20, 2009
Posts: 796
Location: Martinsville, Indiana
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:32 am
I never realize that...But you hit the nail on the head...Nice post



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