Joined: May 20, 2009
Posts: 796
Location: Martinsville, Indiana
Have a quest for all BK. My daughter is making a joke book for a project at school. Any one who has one (make it clean tho) please put it down and I'll have her put it in. Thanks
Oh- by the way...The nerve block didn't work. Waiting for the next step. Take care all.
GUMP
Joined: Dec 08, 2009
Posts: 211
Location: Illinois
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 "8" 9
Joined: Mar 13, 2011
Posts: 2064
Location: Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada
What do you call a Bear with no "ear"....??
Buh...
Joined: Mar 13, 2009
Posts: 3070
this is my sons fave.....'what do you call a giraffe with a hedgehog on his head?...a toothbrush'
sorry to hear your block didnt work, hope they sort it for you m8!
Joined: Jul 28, 2007
Posts: 303
Why was the car always sleepy? Because it was tired
Joined: Jul 16, 2011
Posts: 286
Location: Niagara Falls, Canada
How much do pirates pay for their earings?
A buccaneer.
Joined: Nov 23, 2010
Posts: 579
Location: Alexandria, Ontario, Canada
Will probably not make the little one's book but...
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel!
Joined: Apr 14, 2011
Posts: 407
Location: UK
Dr Dr I feel like a pair of curtains! - - - - - - "Oh pull yourself together man!"
You cannot talk yourself out of trouble you walked right into![color=green][/color]
Joined: Jan 03, 2011
Posts: 205
Location: Maidstone, UK
What do you get from nervous cows?...... Milkshakes!
Joined: May 25, 2011
Posts: 118
Location: Caemlyn, Andor
What do you call a row of rabits walking backwards........A receding hair line
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study Hard.
Be evil.
Joined: Jan 06, 2011
Posts: 637
Location: Peterborough, Ontario Canada
here's one for ya
What do rabbits put in their computers? they use hoppy disks
or how do mosquitoes travel ? haha they itch-hike
hehehe
Joined: Jan 11, 2011
Posts: 2
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day? A: So they can fight knights!
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales! I hope she can use one of these. Toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
Posts: 4259
Location: Melbourne / Australia
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Posts: 2971
Location: Loveland, Colorado
Joined: Feb 27, 2011
Posts: 258
Location: Newcastle, NSW, Australia
What do you call a blind antelope?
Answer: No idea (no eye dear...)
