What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer:  A walk

Q ;  What did one bud say to the ohter bud ?


A ; Hi bud.....

Ok...
Q: How do you call a dog with no legs ??
A: You don't, you go get it.

Q: How do you call a rabbit with no ears ??
A: RABBIT !!!

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Great job everyone. They will be put to good use. Thanks. Keep them coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs?    
   Nothing, he won't come to ya anyway...

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

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I thought I felt a disturbance in the force one time but it was just gas.

Two guys walk into a bar....

Ouch... Ouch...

Two fish are sitting in a tank.

One says; You know how to drive this thing?"

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-- Of all the soles I've ever tasted, his had the most   ....cumin. --

What do ya call a guy with a plank of wood on his head!!?? Edwood (Edward)
What do ya call a guy with 2 planks of wood on his head!!?? Edwood Woodwood (Edward Woodward <Actor>)

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You cannot talk yourself out of trouble you walked right into![color=green][/color]

What is black and white....black and white....black and white....black and white....black and white....black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

What is black and white and laughs?














The one who pushed him.

- What is small, green and goes up and down ?
 A green pea in an elevator.


- What is small, yellow and circle?
 A small yellow circle, dhu.....

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A couple of medical jokes:

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!

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