I went to work last night and when I got there i noticed someone (later I found out it was the assistant manger) left little bags filled with mini marsh-mellows and a paper attached saying

I heard you've been naughty. Now listen, here's the scoop! Santa's out of coal this year. So you got;
SNOWMAN'S POOP!

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Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study Hard.
Be evil.

That's funny.