Errmarrgerhhd.^^

Wish Granted. It's as you wish, but the platform is a gamecube.

I wish for a pet hamster.

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Wish granted.... but the hamster is a huge flatulent burping monster that eats you out of house and home  




I wish for a new hunting rifle, a .308 Remington

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Arte et Marte                             Per Ardua Ad Astra
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Granted a brand new rifle...Bad news though..Hunting as well as owning any weapons are now banned in your Province. You have but one choice..Become a vegetarian and go on the "hunt" for cabbage and wild onions...The thrill of stalking/baiting  an unsuspecting carrot will now have to suffice. I wish the NHL strike would end!!

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Locate close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver......
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Alpha Company 2nd BN 151st INF ARNG Indiana 11-15

My GF says that alot when she leaves the house and me on our own.

"Don't eat us out of house and home!"

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Wish granted, but all the characters were recycled from mario brothers and you are the barrel

I wish i was at a pink sandy beach with my feet in warm water and a nice cold drink with an umbrella in my hand

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Guess i missed a few, mine was to 13legion

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^13, the nhl strike has ended but they agreed to play curling instead

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Hey Joel ya got your wish...Speak carefully Spartan for the next words may be your last....You are at a pink sandy beach,well actually more red. A decaying whale  has washed ashore and hes leaking his contents..ewwwww.You have your cold drink and an umbrella.but you would glady exchange both for a barf bag and a hazmat suit complete with resperator. Bottoms up!
                       Man Ive had a couple wishes already....I wish to be able to time travel....

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Locate close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver......
7th Engineers "C" CO.1stFSSG Camp Pendleton..ONCE..ALWAYS 86-92
Alpha Company 2nd BN 151st INF ARNG Indiana 11-15

Wish granted, but every time you travel you end up in a pile of manure. and you must say "Manure? I hate manure."

I wish for the ability to read minds

Wish granted. Only you can not filter any out and it drives you crazy.

I wish for everyone to get what they want for Christmas

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Wish granted, but becareful what you wish for you may just get it.  Because what goes around...comes around.
I wish for a beautiful, blue eyed,  young brunette women, in a christmas outfit under the tree.

you get it, she's 1 1/2 yrs old.

I wish for a 24yr old, sexy, rich, curvy, single girl to show up.  (did I make it foolproof yet?)

Wish Granted, You get what you wished for, but it happens to be a male, other than a female, So no, you didn't.

I wish for snow.

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wish granted... but this snow never ends... just keeps piling up, and up, and up.. and you have no shovel




I wish for a tall, curvy, brunette, human, adult female, in a very small Santa suit waiting for me on Christmas 2012 morning... covered all the bases on that wish  

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wish granted... but this snow never ends... just keeps piling up, and up, and up.. and you have no shovel




I wish for a tall, curvy, brunette, human, adult female, in a very small Santa suit waiting for me on Christmas 2012 morning... covered all the bases on that wish  

Granted and here she is   Here name is Barbie

I wish for a PC version of all  the Halo games.

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