Silent_Wolf
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My apologize - Definition of a blonde moment
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Joined: Mar 08, 2010
Posts: 242
Location: bracebridge ontario canada
omg that is awsome
Joined: Mar 03, 2011
Posts: 1909
Location: Las Vegas, NV
WOW. The product of the American Public School System!!! EL...OH....EL!!
PEOPLE FEAR.........what they dont understand.
PEOPLE FEAR.........what they dont understand.
Joined: May 31, 2011
Posts: 2631
Location: Fort McMurray, AB
Just_A_Guy
Joined: Feb 10, 2011
Posts: 338
Location: Pennsylvania
toooo good
... I dont know what to say...
Joined: Nov 21, 2010
Posts: 2519
Location: Gastonia, North Carolina
someone at work showed me that today - sad, funny but sad
MiniPurple
Joined: Jun 16, 2011
Posts: 89
Location: Kent, United Kingdom
hahah thats great. i feel sorry for her teachers though x
Mini Yet Mighty !
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Mini Yet Mighty !
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Joined: Jan 15, 2011
Posts: 130
Location: Pittsfield, MA
that is too funny, and sad, nice find !
RifleDan
Joined: Dec 10, 2009
Posts: 1713
Location: Quebec, Canada
Hhoouuuuu....!!!
Really ?
Did you see her hair go flat as her brain boil ?
She is actually saying that, to have a toast toasted she have to put it 2 times in the toaster....
What about making pop-corn ?
Oups, i forgot they've put a button on the microwave with "pop-corn" written on it for those kind of peoples........shame.
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Really ?
Did you see her hair go flat as her brain boil ?
She is actually saying that, to have a toast toasted she have to put it 2 times in the toaster....
What about making pop-corn ?
Oups, i forgot they've put a button on the microwave with "pop-corn" written on it for those kind of peoples........shame.
“ Carpe Diem Quam Minimum Credula Postero “
WOW BLONDE AND SAD!
Aliceter
Joined: May 25, 2011
Posts: 118
Location: Caemlyn, Andor
darn missed it......says theres an error...guess it was removed......never mind got it to work in IE........god i need to leave the US if i ever have children..
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study Hard.
Be evil.
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study Hard.
Be evil.
UchiMata
Joined: Mar 08, 2010
Posts: 1934
Location: Northampton, UK
Er, so let's try and work out her BMR (Blonde Moment Ratio).
Length of time between posing of the question and the answer (T)= 4 Mins
Number of Unrelated Premises (UP) = 3 (length of time to run 1 mile, 7-9 mins; number of type rotations; driving more than a mile per minute)
BMR = 1440 / [(UP)*(T)]; where 1440 is minutes per day
= 1440 / 12
= 120
Notes:
1. Higher is better, i.e. 1440 is the ideal, only one BM per day lasting.
2. Note that 'divide by zero' is an impossible BMR.
3. The fact that she still didn't get it may have increased (T), so she consequently would have scored lower.
4. If you're with someone who consistently scores a low BMR (less than 50) then I'd check your own BMR
Length of time between posing of the question and the answer (T)= 4 Mins
Number of Unrelated Premises (UP) = 3 (length of time to run 1 mile, 7-9 mins; number of type rotations; driving more than a mile per minute)
BMR = 1440 / [(UP)*(T)]; where 1440 is minutes per day
= 1440 / 12
= 120
Notes:
1. Higher is better, i.e. 1440 is the ideal, only one BM per day lasting.
2. Note that 'divide by zero' is an impossible BMR.
3. The fact that she still didn't get it may have increased (T), so she consequently would have scored lower.
4. If you're with someone who consistently scores a low BMR (less than 50) then I'd check your own BMR
reddragn
Joined: Mar 23, 2009
Posts: 455
Location: Osijek, Croatia
If you bend universe her answer is correct.
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